Awesome things from the internet

Here's some funny things floating around the interweb:

Mickey Rourke and a bird:
This joke, from filmdrunk:
Stop me if you’ve heard this one: Mickey Rourke walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. Bartender says, “Whoa, where’d you get that?” Parrot says, “Rawk! Passed out behind an Arby’s.”

Kevin Smith and his daughter talking about Twilight:

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Tim Gunn and Iron Man!


Coming soon: A review of Drag Me to Hell

I'm so angry, I just want to dance

So I have 2 weeks and two days left of teaching.... The kids are going crazy, like that one episode of Johnny Bravo when he used chili instead of hair gel and all the squirrels attacked his head... My students are the rabid squirrels in this crappy metaphor. I don't think you need an English teacher to tell you where that leaves me. Sigh. Also, as we creep closer to summer, the temperature's rising. As you may recall, we have no air conditioning at my school. It turns my room into a hellish inferno. But... almost two weeks left! Eye of the tiger.

On days like today, however, I don't want to focus on the positive. I just want to... dance!



Just kidding. I really just want to slip into a Del Taco-induced food coma with old reruns of Seinfeld flickering in the background.

I can't really embed that clip without including this one. So clever. I wish I could have gone to Flight of the Conchords. It would've been really nice if someone would have offered to get us tickets when they scored theirs...

Enjoy!