10 TV characters I'm kind of in love with

So I've been watching a lot of TV lately (as faithful readers can probably tell), and I've been thinking about all the TV characters that I sorta have the hots for.
Without further ado, here's my top 10 TV folk that I have minor crushes on:

#10: Bret from Flight of the Conchords. All I have to say is, "Bret, you've got it going on."

#9: Lex Luthor from Smallville. Now, I haven't watched Smallville for a while, but I was always amazed at how much sexier Lex was than Clark. Regardless of the baldness!

#8: Jack Donaghy from 30 Rock. Yes, he's kind of old. But he's got style and class. Favorite quote, when asked why he's wearing a tux: "It's after 6, Lemon. What am I, a farmer?"

#7: Sayid Jarrah from Lost. Holy crap, Sayid is a babe. He's always torturing people and being a BAMF. I especially loved that episode where he's Ben's hit man. Before this season, I thought they couldn't make Sayid any cooler. Turns out I was wrong.

#6: Jim Halpert from The Office. What can you say about Jim? He's just so likable and charming. Also, I just read about how John Krasinski was going to be an English teacher if acting didn't pan out. Sexy.

#5: Daniel Desario from Freaks and Geeks. Oh man, James Franco is a good-looking guy. There's just something about the laid-back slacker coolness that is Daniel Desario that gets me every time. I'm upset that the show didn't keep going and maybe give Daniel and Lindsay a chance to hook it up.

#4: Michael Bluth from Arrested Development. I am quite a fan of Michael Bluth. He's such a good guy, and he's got that great hair. Also, he named his son George Michael, which is pretty sweet. He's sort of awkward and bumbling--like in that episode where he keeps accidentally spitting out his gum--but he does it with charm.

#3: Gaius Baltar from Battlestar Galactica. I know he's sort of a villain and he kind of caused the downfall of the human race, but he's just so... kickass! I love his character because he's not exactly evil, he's just incredibly cowardly. Also, with the shaggy hair, glasses, and accent, he's pretty frakkin' sexy.

#2: Malcolm Reynolds from Firefly. All my readers probably know that I have a great amount of Nathan Fillion love, so this one's probably not a surprise. Every time I watch Firefly, though, I am amazed at how awesome Mal Reynolds is. He's so funny and violent; it kills me every time.

#1: Special Agent Dale Cooper from Twin Peaks. Again, not a surprise, probably. He shares my love of pie, which I like (although I'm not a fan of a damn fine cup of coffee). It pains me that they brought in friggin Annie the nun instead of letting Audrey Horne and Dale Cooper hook it up. Ridiculous. I can't really explain my adoration, but if you've seen the show--and what awesome person hasn't?--then you understand that there is just no substitute for Special Agent Dale Cooper.